mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal



my new ringtone

is a dalek saying “exterminate”




ego-sum-perpetuo asked:
Skjfsdf todo este es awesome.

well then. UR AWESOME asdkfa im so glad you got a tumblr….




Tumblr knows we’re lazy

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

(Source: you-should-let-malik-you, via doctor-hu)




How to be ugly

Step 1: Look like me.
Step 2: Teleport to impossible land, because no real human is ugly.






THERES A DOCTOR WHO ONLINE GAME.

ive never been this excited….




lizawithazed:

rexiv:

Melanism

(the opposite of Albinism)

Gorgeous.

(via dustbowldanceee)




Difference between science nerds and music nerds

Science nerd: E=MC^2
Music nerd: E=Fb



(Source: spectrum-of-emotion, via dustbowldanceee)




Anonymous asked:
You are a fantastic person. You're funny and fun to be around, kind, understanding, willing to help. You're super duper smart. Your passion for physics is pretty awesome. You can seriously sing. It's awesome. You should do it more. For real. You're kid of crazy and weird sometimes but I like it. It's really adorable how good you are with kids. You're quite comfy to lean on and I AM NOT CALLING YOU FAT OKAY you're proportional :D You're a great guy and I'm glad I know you :)

well this is all good news….. i guess. IM KID OF CRAZY WOOT. i love being a kid of crazy… :D




(Source: l-ogic, via sharethesunshinedarling)




(Source: mcdammit, via wigwamsuzie)




what song?

allthehopeswewerefoolishtohope:

And I’m back to just playing the song for myself. Maybe I’ll work up the courage to play it for him sometime over the summer.




allthehopeswewerefoolishtohope:

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not if this is about what i think it is…




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